i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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I need you to use more vowels.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
