I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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