I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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