even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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