It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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