Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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