How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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