im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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