wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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