Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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