Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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