We won't sleep together?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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