id be glad to
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
sex in a hospital.. check
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Randomize
