SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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