We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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