We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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