There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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