It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i wish my penis had a tongue
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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