Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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