Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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