We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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