He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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