Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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