i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He shit in the fireplace
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
