who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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