your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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