This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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