Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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