I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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