I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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