would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I wear drunk well.
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