But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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