okay pat passed out under dana's car
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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