everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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