I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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