Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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