no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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