You're so nebulous sometimes
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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