dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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