The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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