You really coming over, don't trick.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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