So drunk, too bad you don't want this
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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