Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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