it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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