Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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