The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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