I love black thongs
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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