So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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