Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he fucked my hip out of place.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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