How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You can't motorboat a personality
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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