Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Don't tell me you're on acid again
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My feet surprised me
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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