She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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