is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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