They should really pass out barf bags in church
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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